I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
"This must be what Jayden Smith feels like all the time"
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Okay. So did I kiss you last night? I know that I made out with someone. Or a few someones. But I'm pretty sure that I made out with you. Was that real life?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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