I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
We hooked up with his aunt passed out next to us. It was just like old times.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
The maid moved your bed and found almost 40 used condoms and wrappers. She just looks at me and says "Dave?"
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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