Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
WHY are the edges of my bra charred???
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
She's going to get me a sippy cup for christmas. If I can't open it, I can't have any more to drink. Seem reasonable?
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
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