dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
That tingly feeling you're experiencing in your lady parts is my mustache. All the ladies of America are waking up feeling the same thing. You're welcome.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
If I'm legally allowed to go to jail than I should legally be allowed to tell a cop to fuck off. Basic principles.
Yea, but did you really have to throw a sandwich at him??
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
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