She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Your brother slept on my deck. There was a key under the mat. Relapse party success.
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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