My first STD was from a foam party
I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
Slut skills are useful in every country.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I said "I am wrapped in the Cocoon Of Comfort! You should go." He started to argue and I yelled "COCOON OF COMFORT!!!" silencing him
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
Are you alive? Cause this is my official "im actually alive" text.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
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