forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I've seriously never been more thankful for marijuana and my resting bitchface.
try to milk me bitch
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