Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
Stealing vibrators from Walmart together was when I realized you'd be my Maid of Honor.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
Wait. We seriously played strip beer pong at the bar last night. Who said I never came up with good ideas
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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