i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Its way too early to be sitting naked at his dining room table...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
An d I'd rather cry while putting a waffle in my mouth than cry on my pillow, ya feel me?
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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