why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Like, when both of your dads are drag queens you're bound to have some amazing Halloween makeup
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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