we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
the raccoons are back...
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