i feel like his penis is a security blanet. i cant fall asleep unless its in my hand
two words...techno handjob
At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
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