Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
