thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
You now know someone who has just successfully talked his way out of being arrested for breaking into the town library at midnight. Ive been home for too long.
Everyone is sleeping and i'm sittin here in my iron man mask, watchin chelsea lately and tryin to figure out how to smoke through it.
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
On another note, convinced a 9 year old my hickey was actually a zombie bite.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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