I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
i came on her dog
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
while she was riding me, she looked at me and said "this is why mom told me learning how to ride a horse would be important for my future"
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
It was a great idea to buy that cocaine while dressed as an elf. It snowed all night for me.
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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