Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
You dropped me off at the wrong girl's house.
There's no such thing as a "wrong girl" make it happen.
alright see you in the morning.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
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