I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
So i had a lucid dream about blowing myself. This is why people love me
IM ON THE WEIRD DRUGS AND I JUST SAW THAT TOM HARDY THING NOW I WANT TO HUMP
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
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