You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
He forgot how to sit. we had to pick him up and set him down.
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