Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
I asked you how much you drank and you replied with "I don't know what kind of toothpaste I use."
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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