you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Oh I fucked him, definitely. We played Strip Halo.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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