the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
By the way I peed in a mug last night cause you were in the bathroom and im pretty sure it is still in the kitchen.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
we are not getting arrested this weekend. I don't care who I have to blow its just not happening.
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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