She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
You then showed up downstairs in only a robe, telling everyone how you were "the most chivalristic fratstar ever."
He gave me four orgasms and I kept yelling "Thank you!" and he kept replying, "My pleasure!"
Midwestern nice.
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
I was so drunk at your wedding that Uber is now showing up in my Spotify recent searches.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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