just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
Okay well someone asked "IS HE HOMELESS?" about me so I need to try and find somebody.
I know it was you because you're the only person I know who gets drunk and craves soup.
Soup is delicious
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
my night stand is a mini fridge, dont even try to get on my level of laziness.
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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