scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
Shared a jello shot with her mom last night. then she tucked me in and took of my shoes for me
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Our Tuesday night drunk Irish step dancing was on point tonight.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
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