hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i had to take my roommates dildo out of her suitcase so I could use it
the suitcase or the dildo?
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Even the bar was yelling boobs, so of course the shirt came off
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
Nothing like sunday church bells to aid your walk to the pharmacy to get plan b
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
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