Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
Even my vagina gasped.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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