I am in shape. i keep telling you that.
Round is not "in shape," it's "a shape."
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
We're in the kiddy pool eating marshmellows and drinking wine out of a box. Please dress casual.
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I just remembered that I totally burped into someones mouth when we were making out. I was really smooth about it so he didn't notice.
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