Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
having flashbacks of licking salt of your dick for my shot of tequila
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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