32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
If I hear the phrase 'these unprecedented times' one more time I'm putting my foot up someone's ass.
Randomize
