i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I saw a sign that said worlds largest frying pan next exit. Way to do your fucking part Iowa.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
How to not get laid: tell him he reminds you of your brother. While having sex. Thanks, vodka.
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
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