physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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