Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Sleeping with him wouldn't be considered hoeing out... It seems more like babysitting.
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
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