just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
If you're in the liquor store 5 minutes before close, and you have to ask the cashier for a coin to flip to make a life decision because "vodka takes you to a bad place," you need to reevaluate your life.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Well I just found a coupon for cheese in the bathroom so I've got that going for me
Yeah, sorry about that. Dropped the phone on my face while I was watching porn.
FINE. BE CELIBATE AND ACCUMULATE CATS. SEE IF I CARE.
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