True true and the only thing that will burn more than the vodka we will consume is the shame in our loved one's eyes
And yet we make it a tradition to get inappropriately drunk at family functions. We amaze me.
At least it's not a funeral this time... I feel we're making improvements.
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
you freaked out because you thought your face lotion was cum in a bottle
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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