Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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