I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Just spent five minutes taking pictures of my hands for some random guy.
Thanks for reminding me why I talk about you behind your back. Get laid.
Acid is not a monday night drug
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
then we talked for a little and he asked my last name which since I have yet to get a fb request I'm 95% sure its for a restraining order
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
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