i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
Yep. About to get on pornhub to spill some Christmas cheer
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
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