she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I was apparently the best non-Irish person at the party. I wore my skating dress, Austrian flag and a giant shamrock. Everyone is calling me "30 Shots Girl".
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I may or may not be sitting in a bubble bath drinking wine, watching Jurassic park, and wearing a Russian fur hat.
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
She lured me back to her place with pizza and tits. I was totally helpless
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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