I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
don't bring your nerd jargon into this conversation about my naked body
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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