He disabled his match.com account in front of me
I'm not to broken up about it. Our relationship was worse than a coldplay song.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
40s are totally the cure
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
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