Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
the best thing about long term relationship is that the fact that i bothered to shave my legs today counts as a valentines gift
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
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