The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
He told me I had smoking hot areolas then he wins an executive of the year award. How does that even happen?
Turns out, it's impolite to repeatedly request Seal "Kiss From a Rose" at bars
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
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