its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
The only thing worse than being hungover is being hungover and not able to open your mouth wide enough to eat a cheeseburger
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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