we're blogging at a bar
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Just missed the last train for another 5 hours. There are balls in or around the mouth of my life.
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
My boss asked me what was wrong today and I really wanted to tell her I woke up too late to smoke a bowl before coming in
Let me guess you did your hair instead? Has anyone told you about priorities?
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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