I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
At what point did you actually think that you could throw knives safely?
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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