well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
She told him that she never wanted to see him again then took his takeout box of bacon cheddar fries and got in the uber saying "for feminism"
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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