come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
I can't tell if my bong is gender-neutral or not
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
At least your road beer policy is responsible. Well, relatively speaking.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
There’s a stripper dressed like a slutty pilgrim. Is that a thing?
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