He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
So apparently Facebook just randomly finds the girl who gave me a hard handy despite having no mutual friends...
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
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