Porn is love you can see.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
I just realized that the music from spongebob is also used in real sex HBO.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
I dont think a "sorry ive slept with most of your teammates" text will do much
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
My roommate was tripping balls last night, he kept me up all fucking night
Roommate? Please tell me you're not calling your cat your roommate
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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