So drunk, too bad you don't want this
the ugly redhead just came into the bar, wearing a sombrero...by herself... who is going to tell her that its not cool to throw themed parties when you're the only guest?
your room smells of hookers.
And success
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
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