Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
My entire childhood was an ugly sweater party
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Pretty good. They took the stitches out but it still hurts like a bitch. The doctor says I should be off crutches by next week.
Well, that's good. Let's hope drunk you doesn't sabotage you.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Pulling on my sock literally just took me 5 minutes.. The hangover is real
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
Randomize
