I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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