id be glad to
As a driver I hate pedestrians, and as a pedestrian I hate drivers, but no matter what the mode of transportation, I always hate cyclists.
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
It was a blind-side dick pic.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
Randomize
