she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Im thinking about quitting weed for my dog
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
Then he claimed me as his prize for 3rd place in a wing eating contest. Too romantic.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Who the fuck stole my fridge again
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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